Squires

Theatre (comedy, historical)

  • Accessibility:
    Wheelchair Accessible Toilets
    May not apply to all performances. You'll find more information about accessibile performances and how to book tickets in the accessibility tab below.
  • Babes in arms policy: Babies do not require a ticket
  • Policy applies to: Children under 18 months

Description

Before there were knights, there were idiots who thought swinging a sword and being a hero were pretty much interchangeable. Squires is a historical workplace comedy turned comedy of errors as a group of unlikely friends come together under a common goal: to not be accused of murder. Squires looks at pressing issues like 'how crappy is a first job exactly' and 'can you speedrun inventing the concept of gravity in a single afternoon'. The answer to both is 'yes'. Holy Grail meets Twelfth Night in a story of pigs, bisexual panic, bricks and accusations of heresy.

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General venue access

  • Wheelchair Accessible Toilets
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  • Wheelchair access type: Level Access

  • Stairs: Information not supplied

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Amélie Hampshire 13 days ago

Honestly one of the most enjoyable shows I saw at fringe. Perfect combination of historical and modern humour, with lovable characters and a hilarious, gripping storyline.

ES 13 days ago

It really wasn’t good. The writing might have been alright but it needed actors who’d had a bit of training. It was very first year GCSE.

Holly Sahota 15 days ago

Very tightly written, delightfully zany interrogation of the medieval comedy genre — like if Monty Python took a crash course in feminism…
The cast and crew were all clearly having the time of their lives and this joy shines through to the audience. I saw this show multiple times and it only improved every single time. Enormous well done to every single wonderful (and hot) person involved in this show!!!

Connor C 16 days ago

My second time seeing this fantastic show. Lots of laughs, great performances and very enjoyable story.

Seonaid Bennett 16 days ago

A lot of fun! Really distinct characters and some really funny jokes. Nothing complex but that’s just what I needed. Some of it could have been a bit tighter and seemed underrehearsed somehow. Think it may have been a case of them performing it so many times they’ve lost the intentions behind the lines. Good show overall.

Simone 16 days ago

what a fun and tightly-written show! so enjoyable and a brilliant way to spend an hour (which honestly flew by). 0/10 needs more lute (but you get +10 for being so funny)

Em Allardyce 17 days ago

Really enjoyable, quotable and wonderful! Not a dull moment and very well written. Performers were perfect. Amazing watch would 100% recommend.

scyrene 17 days ago

Silly and fun as you'd expect, but what stand out are a well paced plot, and defined characters with genuine depth. Enjoyable, confident performances, excellent use of lighting and props. Great energy, recommended.

Thomas Collett 17 days ago

Sweet, silly and sincere- a great watch for anyone looking for a lighthearted show!

Rose Beedle 17 days ago

Very enjoyable show. Would recommend. Fred is very charismatic with sparkling eyes.

Ellen Kendall 18 days ago

One of my favourite shows so far! Ridiculously fun and brilliantly written and performed, highly recommend!!

Jem 18 days ago

It's very funny - a joyous hour that flies by. Go and see it....

Lily B 18 days ago

Absolutely brilliant show!! The writing is incredible, matched only by the talent of the cast and tech crew! I would highly recommend - it is a jewel of a show that drew us all in and kept us laughing for fifty glorious minutes.

Caitlin England 20 days ago

Hilarious and incredibly entertaining. A must see!

David Robinson 21 days ago

A fast-paced and bonkers romp by young students who obviously had great fun performing and their enthusiasm and joy were both obvious and contagious.
The Fringe needs more stuff like this.
Indeed, life itself needs more stuff like this :-)

Rae Bell 24 days ago

A super fun, scrappy romp - perfect for Fringe! Full of good, clever jokes, fun new takes on classic tropes, and engaging performances from all!

Alison 25 days ago

Very amusing well acted definitely worth going

Stan Hunt 26 days ago

Squires' writing is silly but pin-sharp. A selection of excellently designed props and setpieces transport this tiny black-box theatre to the medieval ages, along with pigstys, dragons and the recent discovery of gravity. Excellent character work is neatly paired with snappy one-liners by a cast who are, without a doubt, having the time of their lives performing this show. A strong recommend - there will be swordfighting, and jousting, and the chance to be demonstratively flirted with.

lucie rowan 30 days ago

What a fantastic show! It's funny, it's witty, it's clever and the acting is brilliant, highly recommend!

Sean Tennant 30 days ago

Really fun and fantastic show! Such a mismatch of genres and references come together to form this absolute banger of a play. Was cackling like a witch throughout. The actors bring an amazing charm to all the characters and as an ensemble the team do amazing! The writing is witty, the actors are charming, and the direction is goofy and whimsical. Would definitely recommend if your looking for a good time!

Yasmin Taylor 31 days ago

If you love ‘A Knight’s Tale’, ‘Monty Python’, ‘Horrible Histories’, or anything else of the comedic historical genre, then this is well worth a watch. The characters are funny and charming, and each distinct as an individual. I wasn’t sure at first but eventually found myself giggling away, swept up in their world of misfit squires.

Kirsty R 31 days ago

Very good. Smart, funny script. Great cast. 5 stars *****

Hannah Samuels 31 days ago

This is 2024’s very own Monty Python and it was raucously funny. With a sharp script and delightful performances from the cast, this grounded show had the type of chemistry you want to see at the fringe. Highly recommend!

Spexy4Eyes 32 days ago

Very witty show with impeccably casted actors. Definitely one of my favorite shows I’ve seen so far at the fringe; If you’re looking for a laugh, these guys can provide it.

Joseph Coyle 32 days ago

This show was so much fun to watch! The cast are hilarious and provide constant laughter throughout, would highly recommend!

Molly Greenwold 33 days ago

Absolutely cute and charming! Perfect if you are looking for a script for a school play

Jeff Portnoy 33 days ago

5/5 Squires was hilarious. The cast were fantastic and all performed brilliantly, the dialogue was witty and the concept was intriguing. Would definitely recommend!

Lazlo Panaflex. 33 days ago

OMG. Saw this show today, it's absolutely hilarious, competently penned and Very well acted. All the cast were fantastic but the stand out for me was Phoebe Tompkins playing Phil/Phillipa. She was outstanding, a definite star of the future. Remember her name!

Georgia Gillies Pringle 35 days ago

A definite recommend! Well written, very funny and a great concept.


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Broadway Baby (3/5 stars) 31 days ago

Squires is well worth the watch

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