Pirates: You Wouldn't Steal a Boat

Comedy (theatre)

  • Accessibility:
    Wheelchair Accessible Toilets
    May not apply to all performances. You'll find more information about accessibile performances and how to book tickets in the accessibility tab below.
  • Babes in arms policy: Babies do not require a ticket
  • Policy applies to: Children under 18 months

Description

After being fired by his captain, Sharkbait Mulligan finds himself with just the clothes on his back and the rum on his back. Undeterred, he and his intern Louie decide to steal some legendary treasure from under their former captain's nose... Spruce Moose, a motley crew of ex-Cambridge Footlights regulars, return to Edinburgh with their high seas, low-brow comedy adventure. 'Unhinged, absurd and outrageously funny' **** (TheReviewsHub.com). 'Arr!… this is good!' **** (Derek Awards).

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General venue access

  • Wheelchair Accessible Toilets
  • Accessible entry: Ramp into building.
  • Wheelchair access type: Permanent Ramp

  • Stairs: Information not supplied

Each venue can contain several space with different accessibly information. Visit the venue page for full venue accessibility info


How and when to make an access booking

Our access tickets service is available to anyone who:

  • Would like to book specific accessibility services, e.g. a hearing loop, audio description headsets, captioning units, seating in relation to the location of the BSL interpreter
  • Requires extra assistance when at a venue
  • Has specific seating requirements
  • Is a wheelchair user
  • Requires a complimentary personal assistant ticket to attend a performance

NR 90 days ago

The show was hilarious - I was laughing throughout! Highly recommend.

Maggie Allison 91 days ago

Rollicking good fun.

Edward Perry 91 days ago

Honestly your ribs will hurt it’s that funny. If you love ridiculous and silly humour humour you will love this. *****

Morag M 93 days ago

One of the most ridiculous and zany shows on the high seas (and Edinburgh Fringe). Definitely worth the watch, whether you're a lousy landlubber or a self-proclaimed buccaneer!

Phoebe Paisieres 93 days ago

Had the best time at this show!! Beyond hilarious, so silly, and the cast are brilliant and work so well together. See this show before they sell out!


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