The Weegies Have Stolen the One O'Clock Gun!

Comedy (solo show)

  • St Columba's by the Castle - Hall
  • Times vary. Click 'Dates, times and prices' to view the calendar
  • Aug 5, 9-12, 16-19, 25-26
  • 1 hour
  • Suitability: 14+ (Guideline)
  • Country: United Kingdom - Scotland
  • Group: Robin Cairns
  • Warnings and additional info: None
  • Accessibility:
    Wheelchair Accessible Toilets
    May not apply to all performances. You'll find more information about accessibile performances and how to book tickets in the accessibility tab below.
  • Babes in arms policy: Babies are not allowed in the venue
  • Policy applies to: Children under 2 years
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When Edinburgh's iconic One o'Clock Gun is stolen by shady Glaswegians only our hero Morningside Malcolm, quiet resident of the douce suburbs, can prevent strife and aggro between Scotland's two biggest cities. Robin Cairns, switching swiftly between a clutch of comedy characters, delivers a riotous tale playing on the ancient, fairly friendly rivalry between Edinburgh and Glasgow. Meet Morningside Malcolm and his lovely daughter Jennifer – who has married Brian, a hapless Ned who is also the son of the fearsome Weegie gangster, Big Urqy. 'A wee gem of a show!' (

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