This Is Not A Play (It's A Pathetic Cry For Help)

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Theatre (new writing, solo show)

  • Venue 17
    Assembly George Square Studios - Studio Five
  • 18:05
  • Aug 2-13
  • 1 hour
  • Suitability: 14+ (Guideline)
  • Country: Netherlands
  • Group: Amanda / Alex Lacey / Jonas Müller / Tim Honnef
  • Warnings and additional info: Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing
  • Accessibility:
    Wheelchair Accessible Toilets
    May not apply to all performances. You'll find more information about accessibile performances and how to book tickets in the accessibility tab below.
  • Babes in arms policy: Babies do not require a ticket
  • Policy applies to: Children under 18 months
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Description

'My name is Amanda. I have a nice life. Close to perfect. I have a great job. A house in a safe neighbourhood. A loving family. A dog. Westie. Furry little fellow. But in two hours, none of that will matter anymore. Because I'm going to call them. And when they're done, there will be nothing left of any of it.' This is the first play by Jonas Müller. It's based on a true story. Apparently. 'One of the most fascinating experimental theatrical minds at the Fringe' (BritishTheatreGuide.info).

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General venue access

  • Wheelchair Accessible Toilets
  • Accessible entry: Lift access through the glass box into the main studio area. If not taking the lift there are 12 steps down into the performance space. There is level access via Windmill Lane off of Buccleuch Place.

    • Wheelchair access type: Building Lift

  • Stairs: 11- 20
    Number of stairs is provided as guidance and is not in addition to any wheelchair access type (lift/ramp etc) stated above.

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  • Is a wheelchair user
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