Teardrops on My Dildo

Comedy (stand-up)

  • Accessibility:
    Audio enhancement system
    May not apply to all performances. You'll find more information about accessibile performances and how to book tickets in the accessibility tab below.
  • Babes in arms policy: Babies do not require a ticket
  • Policy applies to: Children under 18 months

Description

Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day queen of sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female. Winner Best Comedy Newcastle Fringe 2022. 'This is the type of fringe show that deserves the spotlight!' (KidsInAdelaide.com.au). 'I wholeheartedly recommend this show!' (Mindshare.org.au).

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General venue access

  • Audio enhancement system
  • Accessible entry: If not taking the accessible entrance there are steps on two levels. First there are a couple of steps from the public pavement into the building's enclosure. Second, after a short distance, there are a few more steps that lead into the building, directly into the box office area. Please visit our website for a video/audio tour of the access routes and entrances.
  • Wheelchair access type: Permanent Ramp

  • Stairs: 11- 20
    Number of stairs is provided as guidance and is not in addition to any wheelchair access type (lift/ramp etc) stated above.

Each venue can contain several space with different accessibly information. Visit the venue page for full venue accessibility info


How and when to make an access booking

Our access tickets service is available to anyone who:

  • Would like to book specific accessibility services, e.g. a hearing loop, audio description headsets, captioning units, seating in relation to the location of the BSL interpreter
  • Requires extra assistance when at a venue
  • Has specific seating requirements
  • Is a wheelchair user
  • Requires a complimentary personal assistant ticket to attend a performance

Alexandria Newell 34 days ago

Absolutely loved the show. Had such a great laugh and Vanessa just seemed so authentic and natural during her set.

Clare Beesley 40 days ago

Brilliantly funny show with such relatable content. Vanessa was so engaging and really made the show a load of fun. Definitely one to go and see

Clare and Megan 44 days ago

First festival show this season and has left me wanting more…. Absolutely hilarious. And so relatable. My cheeks hurt from laughing so much. Would recommend to anyone wanting a laugh… and where can I buy the earrings???

Louise McCloy 46 days ago

The show was absolutely brilliant. I was crying with laughter throughout. My husband loved it too. I would definitely recommend you catch her at the Fringe!

Kassie Shortell 46 days ago

Fabulously funny and vulgar, best female act we've seen. Had us in stitches

Andy P 46 days ago

Very very funny show. In Edinburgh with work and thought I'd catch a show at Fringe and found this. Would highly recommend, definitely not just for women, some fantastic jokes, brilliant stories and great delivery.

Go and see her while she's in Edinburgh, well worth the money


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Scéne 28 days ago

Teardrops on my dildo is delicious.

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