Only Hitmen and Scammers Make Phone Calls

Theatre (comedy, lgbtq+)

  • theSpace @ Niddry St - Upper Theatre (Round)
  • 14:10
  • Aug 14-19
  • 50 minutes
  • Suitability: 14+ (Restriction)
  • Country: United Kingdom - England
  • Group: End of the World Theatre Company
  • Warnings and additional info: Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Scenes of violence, Strong language/swearing
  • Accessibility:
    Wheelchair Accessible Toilets
    May not apply to all performances. You'll find more information about accessibile performances and how to book tickets in the accessibility tab below.
  • Babes in arms policy: Babies do not require a ticket
  • Policy applies to: Children under 18 months
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"Who just sits and waits?" Nate and Quinn take residence in an abandoned warehouse to await details of their next job, just a phone and each other for company, wiling away the time with darkly comedic arguments about rimming, ballcocks, and murder – all whilst hiding some shady secrets about their mysterious employer. Only Hitmen and Scammers Make Phone Calls is a fast-paced comedy of shocking revelations about the finite nature of human existence, finding love in unexpected places, and PPI.

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General venue access

  • Wheelchair Accessible Toilets
  • Accessible entry: Access to box office via ground level entrance; then up one floor in a standard passenger lift.
  • Wheelchair access type: Building Lift

  • Stairs: Information not supplied

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Dates, Times and Prices