Nick Doody: I Will Milk You

Comedy (stand-up)

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From 2018 audience reviews: 'He milked me. Why was there no warning?', 'A warning would've been nice', 'Why weren't we warned about the milking?' Message received, people. This show is literally called I Will Milk You. Happy now? These five-letter words about me in the press are too obscene to print: ***** (Scotsman). ***** (Metro). ***** (List). ***** (

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Steven Nicol 83 days ago

At least year he warned us: but the speed he went in and milked me was astounded but some how erotic and full filling. A definite Fringe show to go to Nick is superb and I can't milk this any more like he can.

Martin Oakley 84 days ago

Nick Doody is a smart, experienced and versatile performer, who’s intelligent satire can blend with gross-out humour, while social commentary mixes with twisted gurning. An excellent show..and then he milked me! Where the hell did that come from?

Daisy 87 days ago

I came expecting to be milked and I was.

Great show, very funny and well crafted.

Ellie 90 days ago

The title and reviews for this show drew me in, but to say I was disappointed is a total understatement. Nothing about this show was funny. It felt disorganised, ill thought through and for the most part wilfully ignorant. Please please do not waste your time. I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from going to this show.

Ryan Shiells 92 days ago

After seeing Nick for the first time last year, were he endeared me with a song that I will never forget, I knew I had to make time for this show.

So after a riotous hour of comedy that was full of songs and silly moments that remind me of why I love the Fringe so much, I was all ready for the ending I expected......

But then, it never happened, I was not milked. I deeply expected to be milked but it never happened. I feel that next time Nick needs to put his warnings in his show that milking may or may not happen, so as to not get hopes up.

So all in all a great show, with many perfect moments (aside from the above moment, which will haunt me, for days).

@SirRickAndrews 93 days ago

I have seen Nick Doody many times, and thought I knew what to expect. Certainly, I expected a quality hour of well-crafted entertainment - and that was indeed delivered.

However, I was simply not prepared for the milking, despite the warning.
I don't know if you've ever been milked, but it brings a bit of liberation, and a primal joy it is difficult to express in mere words.

Don't consider milking *yourself* as preparation, however - only be milked by a pro!

Philip Alexander 95 days ago

Such an utterly fantastic comedy craftsman. What’s better than just getting milked? Getting milked through the power of song, that’s what.

Lynn 97 days ago

Saw Nick tonight on a whim as we were walking past the venue and very glad we did. Great show. Musical, topical, satirical and above all - very funny. I wasn’t even expecting to be picked to be milked!

Fab show go and see it - even if you’re not keen on being milked yourself.

Jan Leaver 97 days ago

Nick Doody can milk me anytime!

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One4Review (5/5 stars) 83 days ago

Nick has seriously good writing credentials, his many TV and radio credits include 8/10 cats, the Now Show , bigpedia to name just some of his extensive catalogue. . He has been performing stand-up at the fringe since 2006. This … Read More...

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