I've Got Some Things To Get Off My Chest

Theatre (new writing)

  • Gilded Balloon Teviot - Turret
  • 13:40
  • Aug 2-13, 15-28
  • 1 hour
  • Suitability: 14+ (Guideline)
  • Country: United Kingdom - England
  • Group: Jamie Wilson Productions / Eve & Sea Productions
  • Warnings and additional info: Audience participation, Brief mention of eating disorders
  • Accessibility:
    Wheelchair Accessible Toilets
    May not apply to all performances. You'll find more information about accessibile performances and how to book tickets in the accessibility tab below.
  • Babes in arms policy: Babies do not require a ticket
  • Policy applies to: Children under 2 years
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According to Google, Eva's boobs weigh the same as two-and-a-half bottles of tequila, two bricks, or the average new-born baby. That's quite a weight to have on your back, metaphorically, not to mention physically, but after navigating through misogynistic medical standards, a breast reduction on the NHS is just a bust. A perceptive, funny and sometimes brutally honest look at the failings of forever underfunded female healthcare, the endless minefield of female bodies simply existing and how hard it is to have big boobs – seriously it is!

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General venue access

  • Wheelchair Accessible Toilets
  • Accessible entry: Access is via the lift or stairs up from the Main Entrance. Then level access into the performance space.
  • Wheelchair access type: Level Access, Lift (Building Lift)

  • Stairs: 20+
    Number of stairs is provided as guidance and is not in addition to any wheelchair access type (lift/ramp etc) stated above.

Each venue can contain several space with different accessibly information. Visit the venue page for full venue accessibility info

How and when to make an access booking

Our access tickets service is available to anyone who:

  • Would like to book specific accessibility services, e.g. a hearing loop, audio description headsets, captioning units, seating in relation to the location of the BSL interpreter
  • Requires extra assistance when at a venue
  • Has specific seating requirements
  • Is a wheelchair user
  • Requires a complimentary personal assistant ticket to attend a performance

Dates, Times and Prices