The I Hate Children Children's Show

Children's Shows (magic)

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  • Accessibility:
    Wheelchair Accessible Toilets
    Relaxed Performance
    May not apply to all performances. Please confirm before booking. See our Accessibility page for details.
  • Babes in arms policy: Babies do not require a ticket
  • Policy applies to: Children under 1 year
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Same deal as last year. Champagne for mums as each child is personally insulted by a fat American. Every kid helps with a trick on stage. After the show check out the online photos starring your kids at Be a hero and get your tickets now.... Don't be that sad dad who disappoints his precious angels then has to take the long, loud trip to see the second choice kids show. Get your tickets now for the original, the ultimate, The I Hate Children Children's Show... Your family will thank you.

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