Garry Bonds' Balanced Breakfasts

Theatre (new writing, clown)

  • Greenside @ Nicolson Square - Lime Studio
  • 20:50
  • Aug 5, 7, 9, 11, 15, 17, 19, 21, 23, 25
  • 50 minutes
  • Suitability: 14+ (Guideline)
  • Country: United Kingdom - England
  • Group: Phonofiddle!
  • Warnings and additional info: Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Scenes of violence
  • Accessibility:
    Wheelchair Accessible Toilets
    May not apply to all performances. You'll find more information about accessibile performances and how to book tickets in the accessibility tab below.
  • Babes in arms policy: Babies do not require a ticket
  • Policy applies to: Children under 2 years
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Mild-mannered Ned Burger is 57 years old, happily married and running a sandwich shop in San Francisco. However, he’s got a chip on his shoulder from his high school rivalry with world-famous baseballer Garry Bonds. Following a visit from the ghost of baseball legend Lou Gehrig, Ned is given a unique opportunity: to go back in time and show Garry who he is, once and for all… This hilarious and heartbreaking original comedy-drama by Rishi Sharma combines theatre, music, and clowning to ask a fundamental question: what will you sacrifice to be the best?

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  • Accessible entry: Information not supplied
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  • Stairs: Information not supplied

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Dates, Times and Prices