Flat and the Curves

Comedy (cabaret, musical theatre)

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  • The Stand’s New Town Theatre - Lower Hall
  • 22:35
  • Aug 16-28
  • 1 hour 15 minutes
  • Suitability: 14+ (Restriction)
  • Country: United Kingdom - England
  • Group: Flat and the Curves / The Stand Comedy Club
  • Warnings and additional info: Scenes of sexual violence, Strong language/swearing
  • Accessibility: May not apply to all performances. You'll find more information about accessibile performances and how to book tickets in the accessibility tab below.
  • Babes in arms policy: Babies do not require a ticket
  • Policy applies to: Children under 1 year
Venue Age Restriction: 18+ after 21:00 but please check show listing
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From award-winning comedy writers, comes Flat and the Curves. In this salacious piss-up, the hilarious divas perform original songs exploring sex, scandal and sisterhood. With tit tape in hand and a glint in their eye (adds Optrex to shopping basket), the sweary songbirds have done it all and can sing it all: jazz, rock, even erotic opera. Plus, these women have some serious accolades stuffed down their bras; winning awards, singing in blockbuster movies, and producing West-End shows. 'No subject is too risqué in this night of hilarity and full-frontal vulgarity!' ***** (WestEndWilma.com). ***** (BN1 Magazine).

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General venue access

  • Accessible entry: Inside the venue, there is a steep internal staircase consisting of 20 steps leading to the basement where The Lower Hall space is located. There is alternative wheelchair access from Rose Street North Lane. Seating is level and unfixed within this venue.
  • Wheelchair access type: Temporary Ramp, Lift (Platform Lift)

  • Stairs: Information not supplied

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  • Would like to book specific accessibility services, e.g. a hearing loop, audio description headsets, captioning units, seating in relation to the location of the BSL interpreter
  • Requires extra assistance when at a venue
  • Has specific seating requirements
  • Is a wheelchair user
  • Requires a complimentary personal assistant ticket to attend a performance

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