Congratulations You Bastard!

Theatre (comedy, drama)

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Where do you draw the line? When do you finally say, that’s absolutely f*cking it! Two struggling writers reach this particular end of rope, and after being chewed and constantly spat back out by their beloved industry, they have one last crack at getting it right. Alcoholic debauchery, artistic integrity and slagging off the Bronte sisters will all be necessary tools for the job.

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